Top 10 Reasons Mothers Rock:

10. When Moms say they’re not cut out to be a mom, but they do it splendidly anyway.

9. They stay up late losing sleep over where we are past our curfew, but still love us.

8. Their heart breaks when we scream, “I hate you, Mom! You’re so unfair!” Yet, Mom’s love is unconditional.

7. They endured painful labor with lots of screaming just for us.

6. They yelled at us for making a mess, but they always picked up after us. But they might still have an old coupon book you made as a child, so beware!

5. When we spill our brand new hot chocolate all over the sidewalk, Mom goes “Aww, you look so cute,” instead of yelling frustrations.

4. Moms always changed your diapers, no matter how much we stank. (And probably expect us to change theirs when they’re old!)

3. Being a mom includes many job titles such as chauffeur, driving us around before we got our licenses.

2. They put up with our pranks.

1. (Insert your own personal experience on why Moms rock!)

Happy Mother’s Day! Without you, we wouldn’t exist!

9. You have not handwritten a letter more than 1 page in YEARS. You know, with a pen.

8. Google yourself / others.

7. You speak the internet language (LOL, STFU, etc) and start making up your own between friends. TGALJC! HTFU!

6. You send messages to your friends on Twitter that show up on their phone, instead of a direct text. Like this message. And this.

5. Several domains belong to you, even if you’re not actively using it.

4. When you start selling your life on eBay, like Ian Usher.

3. If you stumble at least 10 times a day.

2. When one of the first things you do in the morning, even when running late for work, is to check your email and Facebook.

1. When you’re going on a tropical vacation and you check with the hotel in advance whether they have internet access so you can blog.

“Internet-ized” is my way of saying that internet plays a huge role in one’s life. Internet addiction would be just too harsh to say. I mean, who has time for Internet Anonymous?