If you can’t read the last line, it says “And she could have been VP?!?!?”

However, when I walked into the store, I immediately noticed that every single mannequin in the store was naked. BUTT-NAKED.

Remember, it’s lunch time, in the middle of the day. And there I was, surrounded by fake boobs, fake crotches, fake everything. I had to laugh out loud because it went so well with my silly global warming theory that nakedness was the next fad.

(Pardon the quality of the photos – it came from my crappy SideKick cellphone camera)

Whoa! Cook before eating frozen pizza? Thanks, Red Baron, for making my life a whole lot clearer! If I didn’t know this extremely important step, I would have started chomping on frozen pizza. Then, end up with teeth like Austin Powers’.

Some appropriate quotes for this week:

A friend is one who takes you to lunch, even if you’re not tax deductible.

Death and taxes may be certain, but we don’t have to die every year.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Success: it’s a never ending improvement in what you can do.

Success is a ladder that can not be climbed with your hands in your pockets.

~All of these quotes were made by an unknown person.~

This ad is probably the creepiest I’ve ever seen in my life. Click on the image for a clearer look. It doesn’t help that the ad is right smack on www.allrecipes.com with foodie photos that make me drool. Her eyes are just unreal. Actually, her eyes remind me of Storm on X-men. Her lips are going through a serious collagen overdose. What in the world is she supposed to do with mortgage loans? Maybe she’s going through major In-n-Out withdrawals? OR, did allrecipes put this ad there so that I wouldn’t flood my keyboard from drooling over photos of yummy-looking food?

By the way, if you’re wondering, yes, that teriyaki recipe was pretty yummy! Five stars from me! But, that creepy ad gets NEGATIVE 5 stars!

Wow! Shoplifting is stealing? I had no idea! Thanks, Safeway, for making my world a lot clearer. I feel so much smarter now.