http://www.sazzybamm.com sazzybamm.com Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:41:10 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Why is it that whenever I am about to go on vacation, I suddenly become super productive at work? It's as if there's a fire on my ass! I wish everyone an awesome and safe 4th of July! http://www.sazzybamm.com/2008/07/02/thought-of-the-day/ I know the engagement is old news for many of you, but I wanted this post to be included in my Aruba vacation series. Better now than never! Jeff and I hailed an Aruban taxi to the Flying Fishbone restaurant, a charming, rustic restaurant hidden away from the busy tourist areas.  ... http://www.sazzybamm.com/2008/06/25/aruba-part-4-the-engagement/ Just when I think a rodent is actually cute, he or she dies.  Poor Chmurka.   Maybe hamster heaven has a bunch of wheels for Chmurka to run on, and perhaps a bunch of sushi. As for the gross RODENT visitor in my apartment, no one has seen it since I saw ... http://www.sazzybamm.com/2008/06/24/rodent-news/ I've been giving rodents such a bad rap lately, that I wouldn't be surprised there's an army of rodents in some sewer conspiring an evil plan to get back at me. Perhaps they will forgive me when I actually say AWWWWW to this picture. Of course, one ... http://www.sazzybamm.com/2008/06/20/mouse-with-sushi/ Please pardon the horrible quality of this photo, as it came from my shitty cell camera. The sign at a Washington DC metro station says: "You gonna eat that? Unlike some subway systems (which will remain nameless), you don't see rats the size of house cats roaming Metro. Why ... http://www.sazzybamm.com/2008/06/20/rats-in-dc-metro-stations/ Up until recently, I have not been able to point out any similarities between San Francisco and Washington DC. That changed while I was walking through 21st and P Street in Dupont Circle last weekend. I felt like I was in San Francisco for one split second. ... http://www.sazzybamm.com/2008/06/19/so-there-can-be-a-gem-in-dc/ What a crazy ride it’s been lately! If I was on this freeway and I had to choose between sleep deprived or stressed out, I wouldn't be able to pick! Which means a mega 80 car pileup would be my entire fault. As if a power outage and ... http://www.sazzybamm.com/2008/06/17/water-problems-rodents-the-life-of-sazzy/ See what I mean about drivers in the Washington DC metro area? This dude thinks it's a one way street or something. Duh, dude, never drive on the left side of double yellow lines. I had to keep my car backed up in case someone wanted to ... http://www.sazzybamm.com/2008/06/10/washington-dc-drivers-dangerous/ There’s nothing more annoying than when the toilet all of a sudden flushes without my consent. Just one little movement, then bamm, there’s tainted water SPLASHING on my rear. Or, when I carefully place a paper cover on the seat, and then the toilet flushes! Excuse me toilet… ... http://www.sazzybamm.com/2008/06/10/automatic-flushers/ I now present to you a cheerful and summery design! This website needed a new look. The previous red wine design was more of a winter look that said, “Cozy up with a glass of wine, a movie, and stay warm, unless you’re in Napa Valley!” So, ... http://www.sazzybamm.com/2008/06/09/new-summer-design/