When I saw this, I had a straight face. I did not stiffle a giggle. I did not crack a smile. I just stared at it like I’m on Valium spaced out. Ok, maybe I made some movements with my eyebrows going, uhhhhhhh.
Most. Boring. Christmas. Holiday. Hannukah. Kwanzaa. Bullshit. Card. I. Have. Ever. Seen. In. My. Life.
If this is a greeting card you have a major urge to mail out to everyone this year, you can purchase the set here.
Oh, and if this card is being sent to me already via the lovely USPS, don’t worry, I’ll still love you. I’ll just check off “other” and write in a bold red pen, “OMG IT IS XMAS YAY! NOW WHERE ARE MY HO HO’S AT!?”
Yo World!
This past year, I’ve been learning how to play the fiddle! It’s really, really easy and a lot of fun! Doesn’t the fiddle suit me?
Haha, seriously. This isn’t me. This lady is Emily Poe, who used to be Taylor Swift’s fiddle band member. I happened to be flipping through channels, and when I came across CMT Pure, I saw a live performance of Taylor Swift. My jaw immediately dropped to the floor, because I swear I thought that was ME playing the fiddle. I had to do a double take or make sure I wasn’t tripping. Doesn’t Emily look like me (or I look like her, depends on who’s older?!), especially if it was year 2005 when I was seriously more platinum blonde?
So. That’s my long lost twin. I need to call my mother and have her do some serious explaining!
Haha, seriously. This isn’t me. This lady is Emily Poe, who used to be Taylor Swift’s fiddle band member. I happened to be flipping through channels, and when I came across CMT Pure, I saw a live performance of Taylor Swift. My jaw immediately dropped to the floor, because I swear I thought that was ME playing the fiddle. I had to do a double take or make sure I wasn’t tripping. Doesn’t Emily look like me (or I look like her, depends on who’s older?!), especially if it was year 2005 when I was seriously more platinum blonde?
So. That’s my long lost twin. I need to call my mother and have her do some serious explaining!
Woke up this morning, and it looks nothing like this eye candy. Good morning DC & Clouds!
–Posted from my iPhone.
