Automatic flushers need to be flushed
Jun 10, 2008 | Tags: Annoyances, Daily
There’s nothing more annoying than when the toilet all of a sudden flushes without my consent. Just one little movement, then bamm, there’s tainted water SPLASHING on my rear. Or, when I carefully place a paper cover on the seat, and then the toilet flushes! Excuse me toilet… but, I WASN’T DONE!
I was curious what other people thought of the automatic flushers from hell, so I did a Google search. This rant is absolutely my favorite, as it’s so true. Definitely made me laugh! Go on, read the rant and laugh away, especially if your day is a bit boring like mine.
June 10th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Butt oil. Spread the love.
June 10th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
i can deal with losing the paper cover as i’ve perfected my squat. but what i really HATE is when the dang thing flushes 5 times in one pee. that’s what, 20 gallons for 12oz of pee.
June 10th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Those things are a pain in the ass. I cover the sensor with a piece of TP as soon as I get in the stall.
June 10th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Rant: It flushes as you pee.
Additional Rant: It WON’T flush when you’re done. No matter how many times you wave your hand across the sensor or try to “fake sit-squat” to make it flush! Then you gotta hunt for the little button to push, and who knows how gross that button is?!
June 10th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
I have an inexplicable urge to watch Flushed Away…
June 10th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
i know the feeling. they converted all the bathrooms at work (still working on our floor) to automatic flushers, which annoys the crap out of me when they automatically flush when you’re not ready! aghhhh! i was liking the normal toilets where you use your feet to flush!
and how about when automatic flushers and people don’t pay attention to whether or not the toilet’s flushed everything! hello?! don’t you look to check? !