Domestic Engineering Tip #1

May 18, 2008 | Tags:

Me: Can you wash your sheets today so they’re fresh for tonight?

Him: *Sighs* Fine.

Me: THANKS! You’re the best!

*Fast forward to 2 a.m. after a night out*

Me: Let’s put the sheets on.

Him: Okay, help me.

Us: *Putting on bed sheets and eyes that the pillows still have their cases on*

Me: What the hell? You didn’t wash the pillow cases?

Him: No, so?

Me: Oh man! That’s gross! I don’t wanna sleep in those pillow cases, they’re like a month old dirty and people have been leaning on them to play wii!

Him: *Sighs and thinks. Walks to his closet.*

Me: What are you doing?

Jeff: What does it look like I’m doing? I’m creating a perfectly reasonable solution considering its 2 am.

Me: Whaaa?  I’ve never slept on a t-shirt pillow case!

Damn. Not only is Jeff a hot geek, but also a domestic engineer.

8 Comments on “Domestic Engineering Tip #1”

  1. QueenAlpo says:

    Bwahaha. Somebody just earned some brownie points!


  2. Hilary says:

    I used to have t-shirt jersey fabric sheets. SO COMFORTABLE!


  3. sarah tullier says:

    i love it!
    they DO have jersey sheets/pillowcases so…. HA!


  4. Sharif says:

    thats Shanghai style!


  5. M-B says:

    haha. I love the 2 a.m. solution!


  6. erin says:

    haha that’s funny! although every time i tell hector i want to wash the sheets, he gives me the evil eye. because they know they have to make the bed right before we go to bed. HA!


  7. adee says:

    love it! i may actually adopt that method just bc t-shirts are softer!

    and speaking of domestic engineering, p wrapped my bday present in wrapping paper and rubber bands bc we had no more tape. i thought it was cute.


  8. Beth says:

    This cracks me UP! I love it.


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