Check into a psych ward?
Apr 21, 2008 | Tags: Daily, Spazz
I’m contemplating whether or not I should check myself into a psych ward. I turned on the iron in the living room to warm up. Went back to the computer and started some girl talk online. About ten or fifteen minutes later, I realized I left the iron on, so I put the conversation on hold and went back to the ironing board.
For the first time in my life, I am having such a hoot ironing my pants, shorts, and what not. The music is blasting and I’m ironing. Something’s wrong with me. MARTHA STEWART, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?


I can just picture you doing the NKOTB duck wading move while ironing…
Har har, Jeff. More like nodding my head like a rapper. ARUBA is in the air.
haha – this NKOTB stuff is really making me laugh. I remember those good ‘ole days!
You got the right stuff baby, uh-huh!
you got the wrong stuff baby, uh-huh!
I got the perfect stuff, baby, uh huh!
You’ve got the MSS, Martha Stewart Syndrome. What’s next for you? Community service and prison time for you for cheating on stocks?