In-N-Out, Full of Quality

Mar 26, 2008 | Tags: , ,

It has come to my attention that I must spread the joy of In-N-Out.  Last year when I was separated from California for a *gasp* 6 months, I went back in a frenzy to eat at all my favorite places. In-N-Out was one of those places, obviously.  As you can see below, I took extra caution to make sure that the burger was buckled up to prevent any damage that could occur in any unforeseeable accidents. God forbid if my burger ended up splattered on the windshield! After all, I don’t think Geico would have covered burger damages under their policy.

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All of these people are identical, and they WORK HARD for customers. Do not underestimate these people. They actually have In-N-Out 401(k) plans!

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Their motto isn’t bullshit.

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Hi, sister’s hand!

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So, that, my friends, is the wonderful story of In-N-Out.

24 Comments to “In-N-Out, Full of Quality”

  1. Kara says:

    *DROOLS*
    And holy moly! That’s a HUGE I-N-O spot joint!

    hahaha, I love YOUR comments. Yes, *solemnly* I fully agree with you taking every precautionary step to ensure your precious meal’s safe arrival on your spot on the kitchen table. It is extremely important. How can Geico not cover it?! The audacity of those brit geckos!

  2. M-B says:

    HAHAHAHA!!! BUCKLE UP In-n-out!!! Will it bleed grease if it got into a car accident?

    That picture of the crew is so similar to one of K’s images!

    Pondering thought: move to CA and work at In-n-Out just because they have 401(k) plans there?? Hmm… should I?

  3. Jeff says:

    Haha, looks like she’s saying their motto is bullshit. :)

    NOW MOVE THE SUMP PUMP IN HERE, STAT.

  4. Kara says:

    *packaging up sump pump* OVERNIGHT DELIVERY!

    Oooh, bleeding grease. What a horrid thought. Pray that never happens.

  5. Hilary says:

    I want me some in-n-out…

    damn you.

  6. M-B says:

    Hilary – Could we possibly move Cleveland to California for the weekend, just so we can get some in n out??!

  7. Kara says:

    Hmm, did the people working there think you were crazy for taking pictures? I got these weird looks like I was the crazy bag lady whipping out blueberry streaks.

  8. Sazzy says:

    @ Jeff – haha well my sister is not deaf, so therefore it means “ROCK N ROLL BABY!” instead of “Bullshit!” =D

    @ Hilary and M-B – If you move it from OH to CA, I’m coming.

    @ M-B – these people make at least $10.50 an hour, which is a far better deal than McDonald’s!

    @ Kara – grease could be used for the seat movers in the car! Perfect! No, no one even noticed! Customers were too busy with their burgers and the workers were happily cooking!

  9. Hilary says:

    @ MB – board already had a meeting in CA a couple years ago. Dangnabit!

  10. Jeff says:

    I can has cheezburger?

  11. M-B says:

    @ Hilary – and who says we can’t have it in CA again soon? :)

  12. Sharif says:

    Its cult…I tell you…In – N – Out is a damn cult…with their John 3:16 stamped on everything…

  13. Kara says:

    Jeff – That’s it… wingman Diet Coke has snorted out of my nose!

  14. RedVamp says:

    There’s an In-N-Out about 10 minutes from where I work and another one 15 minutes from where I live. Unfortunately, I havent’ been to either. I’m still trying to understand why people love it so much. I guess my taste buds don’t agree, BUT someone told me they do have a “secret” menu that only the loyal customers know about. Maybe that’ll change my mind, depending on what’s on that menu…..

  15. Sazzy says:

    @ RedVamp – yes there’s a secret menu. That can be found here: http://www.in-n-out.com/secretmenu.asp

    @ Sharif – LOL you told me this before. Cult or not, still yummy. McDonald’s or In-N-Out? You know my answer.
    http://www.snopes.com/business/alliance/inandout.asp

  16. RedVamp says:

    MMMM – Animal style!! Too bad I don’t eat red meat, but the grilled cheese sounds good. Thanks! Will go this weekend. ;)

  17. Jeff says:

    @RedVamp: You could order a grilled cheese, animal style! INO will make it any way you want it…

  18. RedVamp says:

    I’ll throw it at them and see what they say. :) Thanks!!!

  19. mom says:

    in and out sucks!!!!! Disgusting stuff. I say make your own. At least you know what youre gettin sista!

  20. Kara says:

    So THAT explains it! When I went up to INO, I didn’t see any menus for a 3×3, Animal style, etc etc… I just assumed that maybe the INO spot that I went to was a smaller one and didn’t display the full menu.

    It was like I had a little Jeffie angel over my head reminding me to get the Animal style burger, because I have no idea how I remembered to order that!

  21. Hilary says:

    Kara…. it’s not a Jeffie angel. It’s an INO angel, hovering over you, saying “you animal!”

  22. Erick says:

    At least they didn’t put Quran verses otherwise there’ll be protests across the globe.

  23. Hilary says:

    Jeff says: “Who says they’re not protesting in-n-out in Afghanistan right now?”

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