Deer, headlights, whatever!
Nov 01, 2007 | Tags: Spazz
I was showing Jeff a funny picture of someone in a magazine. He commented that the person in the picture looked like a deer caught in front of headlights.
Later on, as Jeff was watching TV, I said to him, “I’m surprised you haven’t asked me yet.”
He was at a loss and staring at me a little panicked. Trying to poke fun at his earlier comment about the person in the picture, I said, “Now who’s stuck in front of the deer?”
After he stopped convulsing in laughter on my bed long enough to look at me, I tried again: “Now whose head is in front of the headlights?”
Aww dammit, I was tired and I couldn’t get it straight!
(And no, I wasn’t referring to marriage! I was referring to a job possibility.)

